-15°C. 2 dm snow. You want to look nice, but how?

No one knows. You turn to fashion journalism. You walk into a supermarket. You grab a newspaper. You flip through the fashion section. What do you find? An Elin Kling vs Cay Bond debate on whether leggings are real trousers.
WHAT?
YOU GUYS SUCK
YOU GUYS ARE PAID TO HELP THE PEOPLE WITH THESE TROUBLING ISSUES
but you do not help