Effortlessness

The only beauty advice I have generated is "It is good to not always look pretty. This confuses boys." (over Skype when Anja was showing off my new bad haircut to her Turkmenian homies). I do not know if it is true but I live by it. I am the opposite of a person who always have to look their best because "you never know when you meet your destiny" but since last night, when Matthew McConaughey was in the convenient store and I wallowed in ugliness, I have been thinking of becoming that person.