onsdag 10 mars 2010

So many people have said it before me

Something is rotten in the head office of Zara.

Why go through the trouble of making a blazer if you make it look like shit?

I have waited for white blazers and mini pencil skirts for 3 years. Now they are here. At least the blazers. The ones fashion slacker Jana can easily find and afford are in Zara, but NO ONE can wear them. Just google it and see for yourself.

The Persian lamb coat is the 2010 hipster outer garment above all others

I did not forcast this two years ago. I tried to sell my inherited one on Blocket, but I got afraid of animal liberationists, so I used the name Helena and photoshoped a hook-nose into the pictures in which I modeled the coat.

I spoke to a girl wearing a Persian lamb bolero about a month ago. It was the awesome-est thing I had seen for what felt like forever. I do not think I could wear Persian fur though. The manufacturing process is too gross. They beat a pregnant sheep, then make the fur out of the misscarried foetus.

söndag 7 mars 2010